Pink Eyes And Noses

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By Horse Feathers

Eat Your Carrots

I do believe we all head that from Mom. They are good for your eyes.

I have enjoyed carrots, raw and cooked, as long as I can remember.

We where having a fish fry and I made a dip. I love a spicy dip. We always do mushrooms and squash too with the fish and fry's. Green beans are great deep fried in the same batter as the fish. So i thought I'd throw in some carrots. I had a bag of the baby carrots. This is when I first realized how much sugar content they have. Coming out all caramelized and golden brown, they taste like candy. Good!

Seriously

Vegetable chicken soup. I had cut up some chicken breast and made stock from the backs so soup sounded like a good idea.

I was eating my lunch and a young lady asked " What are you eating? It smells good."

I replied vegetable soup.

"What's in it?" She asked.

"Chicken with Celery, onion, mushrooms, garlic, peas, corn, green pepper, swiss chard, leaks, a little bit of barley, lima beans, green beans, and carrots."

She stood up, leaned over towards me and declared " You shouldn't eat carrots. They will make you eyes and nose turn pink!"

All I could say was really. Um, I didn't know that. I didn't want to laugh at her. She looked so serious and sincere I was at a loss.

I would image a smartypants big brother or sister told her that. But then I see people with red eyes and noses all over the place. Don't you?

Red eyes. Red nose. I don't care. I'm going to continue to eat carrots.

I thought it was funny. Maybe you had to be there.

Comments

Fiddleman profile image

Fiddleman Level 5 Commenter 12 months ago

Moms are wise and whatever it takes to get those kiddos to eat their vegetable is not off limits. Great hub.

Randy Behavior profile image

Randy Behavior Level 2 Commenter 12 months ago

You can spot babies that are hitting the carrot babyfood hard as they take on an orange tinge. Its true.

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